Turning into your parentsUnable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?
Thanks to b3th for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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I still don't think of myself as like my father in to many ways but......I have BBC News on for at least 2 hours a day, I hate the Labour government and all they stand for, I make people take their shoes off in my flat, I organise my DVDs by genre then title and my books by author then title, I groan when I stand up, I groan when I sit down, I think local newspapers are a waste of time and money, Children are an annoyance and I think my darling mother is a bit of a manipulative cunt.
All I need now is to shrink 5 inches, put on 5 stone and lose all my hair. I'm only 33 for fucks sake - I'm going to die alone unless I start dating women born in the 60's.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:07, Reply)
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