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^^first attempt at animated gif. and photshop.

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» The Credit Crunch

i got a pack of mullet top trumps card for 90p in woolies
and also found out today i might not have a job as of next friday.
to make up for this post of woe-
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Urban expansion has destroyed his natural environment
(Thu 22nd Jan 2009, 23:16, More)

» Tightwads

someone elses story has just reminded me of my cousin,
who worked for several weeks on a building site one summer before he was really old enough to do so, only to find out they were only going to pay him £1 per hour. (He had worked there part time previously and they had payed him properly, and had assumed they would pay him the same wage)
(Wed 29th Oct 2008, 0:14, More)

» Nightclubs

not me but...
Back when you could smoke in nightclubs my friend got asked for a cigarette by a rather attractive, if stuck up looking young lady. When he delclined saying he only had 1 or 2 left and he needed them, she replied with "fuck you then, your fucking ugly anyway!"

you meet some lovely people in Ikon Diva.
(Wed 8th Apr 2009, 17:17, More)