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» Sexual fetishes

Me numba one pervert
One QOTW that I could answer many many times over so I will just start (and maybe finish) with this one.

Muslim women's clothes. Hijabs, niqabs, burqas... The heavier, darker and more concealing the better. No idea where it came from and don't care.

Had many many wonderful times with my girlfriend with whom I shared a quite excellent sub/dom relationship and this fitted alongside it just perfectly

Cheers
(Thu 22nd Oct 2009, 23:04, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Too many to mention
I didn't know their names, only the page that they were on in the Freeman's catalogue and the bra/knickers/girdle they were wearing. You can't imagine the disappointment when a particular lady I liked did not re-appear in the next Autumn/Winter or Spring/Summer catalogue...

Of those (not in catalgues) whose names I can remember-
Debbie Gibson - Out of the Blue/Electric Youth era
Phoebe Cates
Kelly LeBrock - Dirty and posh sounding
Joan Collins - Dirty, posh, classy and mature

Makes my arm ache just thinking about them...
(Fri 6th Nov 2009, 16:25, More)

» Public Sex

One of my best
In my younger days I have had the usual teenage, sometimes drunken, fumblings, handjobs and what-have-yous in quiet corners of the park etc.

I have only really had 2 'proper' times but the most memorable was with an older woman at a wedding reception. I was 18 and I had been admiring from afar this wonderfully voluptuous woman for a number of years. The occasion and a little alcohol had loosened us both up and a great deal of flirting had turned the air thick with sexual tension. I do honestly feel I would have exploded if we had continued for much longer. The wedding reception was hosted at a large country house so there was plenty of space to get lost in on a cool summer evening. I accompanied her out for a cigarette but rather than standing close to the house we ended up just wandering and talking then arm in arm then with my had around her waist and drifting to her bottom as we walked.

I was not paying attention to where we were going so I had no idea how long it took to reach the gazebo but when we did she just turned and stuck her tongue as far down my throat as she could. I was seeing stars and I guess she was too as our hands were everywhere and we were both breathing hard and shallow. She bent over pulled up her skirt and slip and pulled her knickers to one side. She said "It's OK, don't hold back" so I just pushed into her and tried desperately to hold back for a minute. Thankfully she was as horny as I was and when she came I lost it and was hit by the orgasm train at 150MPH. It took a full 10 minutes to get my breath back and we did it again in no time, but a longer and more controlled fuck.

We got together a few times afterwards and had a wonderful time every time.

To this day I still strive to orgasm that hard again!
(Mon 27th Apr 2009, 15:21, More)

» Things we do to fit in

First!
I posted "First!!!" when I was in fact 5th

That made me fit in round here right?

Edited to note I was in fact 7th :D
(Thu 15th Jan 2009, 12:38, More)

» Eccentrics

Mad asian Tesco conspiracy lady
She stands at the bus stop opposite Whitworth Park Tesco near to Manchester University pretty much every morning. She runs up and down to any bus that stops and stands at the door shouting on about how Tesco/students/Tony Blair/whatever are to blame for the credit crunch/Darfur/christ only knows what. Wouldn't be so bad, but she goes at 100MPH to get as much in as possible before the doors close and has a strong accent so it can be hard to make out what she is actually on about! I do wonder if anyone has tried to engage her in conversation. I would but, well, I can't be fucking arsed and it's cold and I don't want to get off the bus.

So here's to you Mad Asian Tesco Conspiracy Lady!

Cheers
(Fri 31st Oct 2008, 15:28, More)
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