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» Eccentrics

Sir John Gielgud
...the famous Shakespearian actor, who in his later years played Dudley Moore's butler in Arthur, was a famous eccentric and coprophiliac.

Every morning he would eat one of his own turds from an egg-cup.
(Mon 3rd Nov 2008, 15:27, More)

» Eccentrics

Eccentric at school
I was once told by my headmaster at school (about 25 years ago) that my hairstyle was 'too eccentric'....and this came from someone with a comb-over who taught Latin, and had named his dog 'Drucus' after the famous Roman general.
(Fri 31st Oct 2008, 10:32, More)

» Tightwads

money saving tip
A lot of you might know this one - instead of buying sugar, steal it.

No seriously...collect those little sugar packets at cafes, service stations etc. They're absolutely free. If you are really desperate, I'm sure the same logic also applies to salad cream, brown sauce etc etc.
(Mon 27th Oct 2008, 13:59, More)

» Common

my old fella etc
Mum - common
Mummy - posh
Dad - common
Daddy - posh
settee - common
sofa - acceptable alternative
pardon - very common
what? - acceptable alternative
cutlery - common
knives and forks - acceptable alternative
minGer - common
cunt - posh
(Wed 22nd Oct 2008, 15:49, More)

» Common

common Northern girl
Watching 'Strictly Come Dancing' is deeply common. What makes it even more common (for those of us that pronounce English correctly) is that ghastly female co-presenter constantly talking about 'cooples', 'joodges', 'resoolts' etc. I bet she went to a comprehensive and not to a boarding school. Why can't she shut her common face?
(Wed 22nd Oct 2008, 15:13, More)
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