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» Eccentrics

My Friend's Dad
Is a professor, I can't remember what of, I just know he is.
Anyway, he used to work in a university in Scotland where he could walk to work in minutes.

He and his family moved to Wales and since the distance he needs to travel to work has increased, so did the time it would take to walk.

Upon realising this, within the month, this fifty-something year old man learned to skateboard.

'Fair enough' I hear you say. It happened to be a miniature skateboatrd that he used.

Doesn't sound that weird but picture a man with little or no hair, in a suit, skating down the pavement to University 5 days a week, armed with a briefcase.

Brilliant.
(Fri 31st Oct 2008, 12:53, More)

» Stuff I've found

I Once Found
An air rifle propped up against a shed with 6 multi-coloured darts neatly lined up next to it whilst on my paper round when I was a lad.

The shed was behind an old folk's home that specialised with senile dementia.

I just kept on walking.
(Thu 6th Nov 2008, 14:00, More)