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» House Guests

Naked Poo crawl
2 friends of mine many years past (Jimmy and swingball). Both got totally smashed and Swingball being a good lad lets Jimmy stay in the spare room of his dads house. Swingball gets awoken to screams from his dad. "Swingball...get this fucking cunt outa my house nooooowww!!!!" Swingball appears in hallway to see Jimmy naked on all fours holding a shit in his hands. apparently Swingballs's dad made him crawl along the hallway under his legs to deposit said shit in the toliet while being screamed at before being swiftly removed and barred from Swingballs house.
(Fri 7th Jan 2011, 14:05, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

My bird
My better half is someones work colleague so I guess it counts.

"Whats bigger, the moon or the sun - Which is further away"
"Shit hit the oven"
"Gordon Blair"
"You want to have seen the size of those leeches" (Lurchers)
"Where does Sein Feinn live"

Bless her ...
(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 11:34, More)

» B3TA fixes the world

Instead of firing Intercontinental ballistic missiles.....
fire 3 litre bottles of Zeppelin and ciggies at your enemies. Granted we'll kill an unlucky few here and there but civilian deaths will plummet and most of the enemy will turn into useless alcoholic bums and fight each other. Then invade with one stop shops and get them signed up so they can purchase more Zeppelin. Cheap, easy and no one gets hurt (badly).
(Fri 23rd Sep 2011, 14:02, More)

» Old stuff I still know

Black Dragon / Tiger & Double Dragon
clocked with 10p. knee to face, knee to the face, through over head. hoo yaa.
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 12:20, More)

» Conversation Killers

Two daughters
Guy in office picks up my work colleagues family photo. Nice daughters. She replies. Thats Louis, hes a boy. ouch.
(Wed 18th May 2011, 9:44, More)
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