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» Schadenfreude

So, two of my friends were walking down the street.

(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 23:47, More)

» Good Advice

Good advice
"You can feel fear. You're superior, in your own mind."
I conversed with a very beautiful person. Their mental maturity and endearing devilish charm. Those words will forever echo in my thoughts. And while it seems the assessment holds no significant value, the sentimental value it holds for me is invaluable.
Thanks, You're beautiful.
(Mon 24th May 2010, 5:39, More)

» PE Lessons

Mr. R
He was an odd one. The typical T.V. gym teacher; liked all of the jocks, was sexist [probably], and disliked those who didn't listen or do anything [me].

So the two things he disliked about me was that I never changed my cloths and that I never did anything but read books and play invisible frisbee with my two overly awesome friends [There was a lack of frisbees in our school].

He yelled at me, I shrugged it off. Rinse and repeat. This went on for 3 years. And for the last day of gym I decided that I would get him really pissed off.

I usually wear TaeKwonDo pants and a black T-shirt. So, I didn't change in the beginning. Mr. R asked "Checkers! [My last name is Chess so I guess he thought this would be humorous] Did you change?"

"No, I didn't nothing but my white pants and black shirt. And plus, I like how I am anyway." I responded.

So he gave me a 0 and went off gawking at the girls in ridiculously short pants and laughing with the jocks. At the end of gym I went and actually changed into black pants and white t-shirt.
Mr. R came up to me and asked, "Why don't you ever change", not noticing my inverted colors.
I said, "I don't know I just don't have anything but my black pants and white shirt."

He got mad at me and demanded I leave. So I did.
(Tue 24th Nov 2009, 4:17, More)

» Addicted

A Pipe
It was cigarettes but people complain less with a pipe, plus it tastes better and I smoke less.
speaking of which, off to buy another ounce.
-Arsonade on his little brother's account
(Thu 18th Dec 2008, 17:12, More)