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Um, hello ..... I'm ... a little shy ... um ... LOOK IT'S THE GOODYEAR BLIMP! *hurriedly exits*
Anyway, more of me at timsellers.net (no, my name isn't actually Terrible Tiger. He was a cartoon from the BBC kids education show "Words and Pictures" that used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. I mean, he'd walk on to the screen, stop and then look STRAIGHT AT ME and roar. Terrifying).
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Um, hello ..... I'm ... a little shy ... um ... LOOK IT'S THE GOODYEAR BLIMP! *hurriedly exits*
Anyway, more of me at timsellers.net (no, my name isn't actually Terrible Tiger. He was a cartoon from the BBC kids education show "Words and Pictures" that used to scare the shit out of me as a kid. I mean, he'd walk on to the screen, stop and then look STRAIGHT AT ME and roar. Terrifying).
Read b3ta for years, never bothered to join until I tried doing one of the image challenges. Ended up being to late to post it anyway, so my Daily Mail front page is here if you're interested.
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» Workplace Boredom
Public service announcement
In between school and college I worked in a McDonalds - stupidly busy at peak times but very quiet in the mornings (this was before they started doing breakfasts). Anyway, there were various ways to amuse oneself during quiet times, but not one person ever wanked, gobbed, shat or deposited any other bodily fluids in any burger or other food product. Ever. Just thought I'd let you know.
(Sun 11th Jan 2009, 1:26, More)
Public service announcement
In between school and college I worked in a McDonalds - stupidly busy at peak times but very quiet in the mornings (this was before they started doing breakfasts). Anyway, there were various ways to amuse oneself during quiet times, but not one person ever wanked, gobbed, shat or deposited any other bodily fluids in any burger or other food product. Ever. Just thought I'd let you know.
(Sun 11th Jan 2009, 1:26, More)
» Cringe!
Mental images
I suffer from "mental image syndrome" and frequently have to suppress laughter when someone says something and I get a literal mental image - such as when a mate was chatting up a rather pleasant looking dark skinned lady in a bar and later told me he was "in there with the black bird" (think about it ...)
This same mate, knowing of my condition, used to wind me up by suddenly coming out with "What ever you do, don't imagine ..." and adding something ridiculous or sexual or both, knowing that the thought would be stuck in my mind for ages.
Anyway, we were both at a party at the house of one of his ex-girlfriends (let's call her Stacey) and he'd spent all day going on about how he thought her parents were a bit on the pervy side as well as winding me up in general.
In the middle of the party he was doing his usual "whatever you do" malarkey and, being slightly pissed and fed up, I suddenly blurted out "Yeah, well whatever YOU do, don't imagine Stacey's mum shagging her dad up the arse with a strap on".
Naturally this happened during a sudden drop in the level of background noise in the room, creating a rather awkward silence ... thankfully the afore-mentioned mum and dad were in a different room at the time.
(Mon 1st Dec 2008, 18:07, More)
Mental images
I suffer from "mental image syndrome" and frequently have to suppress laughter when someone says something and I get a literal mental image - such as when a mate was chatting up a rather pleasant looking dark skinned lady in a bar and later told me he was "in there with the black bird" (think about it ...)
This same mate, knowing of my condition, used to wind me up by suddenly coming out with "What ever you do, don't imagine ..." and adding something ridiculous or sexual or both, knowing that the thought would be stuck in my mind for ages.
Anyway, we were both at a party at the house of one of his ex-girlfriends (let's call her Stacey) and he'd spent all day going on about how he thought her parents were a bit on the pervy side as well as winding me up in general.
In the middle of the party he was doing his usual "whatever you do" malarkey and, being slightly pissed and fed up, I suddenly blurted out "Yeah, well whatever YOU do, don't imagine Stacey's mum shagging her dad up the arse with a strap on".
Naturally this happened during a sudden drop in the level of background noise in the room, creating a rather awkward silence ... thankfully the afore-mentioned mum and dad were in a different room at the time.
(Mon 1st Dec 2008, 18:07, More)
» Unexpected Nudity
Public shower bishop bashing
I went swimming with a bunch of mates once (teenager, late 80s) and when we left for the showers we discovered a guy of around the same age already there, completely naked. The nakedness itself wasn't that much of a surprise, the fact that he was furiously wanking was. He stopped what he was doing but didn't seem at all embarrassed, finishing his shower tackle out. The problem in such a situation is where to look. You either have to make a point of looking in the other direction, which just seems unnatural, or you look in the direction of the the person and then your eyes can't help being drawn to the offending area.
Saw the guy working in McDonald's a few days later (and no, I'm sure he didn't do anything unpleasant in a burger ...)
(Wed 3rd Jun 2009, 18:00, More)
Public shower bishop bashing
I went swimming with a bunch of mates once (teenager, late 80s) and when we left for the showers we discovered a guy of around the same age already there, completely naked. The nakedness itself wasn't that much of a surprise, the fact that he was furiously wanking was. He stopped what he was doing but didn't seem at all embarrassed, finishing his shower tackle out. The problem in such a situation is where to look. You either have to make a point of looking in the other direction, which just seems unnatural, or you look in the direction of the the person and then your eyes can't help being drawn to the offending area.
Saw the guy working in McDonald's a few days later (and no, I'm sure he didn't do anything unpleasant in a burger ...)
(Wed 3rd Jun 2009, 18:00, More)
» I'm going to Hell...
I'm really sorry . . .
. . . for the utterly shameless plug, but there is a chance that this might send me to the lake of everlasting fire where I'll be forever tortured by Satan and all his little wizards.
Still, heaven sounds excruciatingly dull, and everyone interesting is in hell, so never mind.
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 15:51, More)
I'm really sorry . . .
. . . for the utterly shameless plug, but there is a chance that this might send me to the lake of everlasting fire where I'll be forever tortured by Satan and all his little wizards.
Still, heaven sounds excruciatingly dull, and everyone interesting is in hell, so never mind.
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 15:51, More)