Profile for son of crazymum:
stuff ive made that has won the weekly photoshop challenge -
Won the "Cartoon characters, where are they now?" challenge
Won the "Cockney Rhyming Slang" challenge (Cubic Mice)
Un-fucked links to my Front Pages (see bottom of this page)
Design for a monument to replace the WTC (i seubmitted this to CNN. For some reason they didn't put it on their site)
Other random stuff Ive done...
One of my stencils I do when I need a change from doing Photoshop work...
My Sites (in case you hadn't guessed from the watermarks!):
pubfight.com
crazymum.com
Full gallery of pics can be found here
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
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- a member for 21 years, 5 months and 28 days
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stuff ive made that has won the weekly photoshop challenge -
Won the "Cartoon characters, where are they now?" challenge
Won the "Cockney Rhyming Slang" challenge (Cubic Mice)
Un-fucked links to my Front Pages (see bottom of this page)
Design for a monument to replace the WTC (i seubmitted this to CNN. For some reason they didn't put it on their site)
Other random stuff Ive done...
One of my stencils I do when I need a change from doing Photoshop work...
My Sites (in case you hadn't guessed from the watermarks!):
pubfight.com
crazymum.com
Full gallery of pics can be found here
Recent front page messages:
Monkey vs Penguin?
...no contest really.
Click here for betterer quicktime version
Monkey vs Penguin Pubfight
(to join my church, click here)
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 18:00, More)
...no contest really.
Click here for betterer quicktime version
Monkey vs Penguin Pubfight
(to join my church, click here)
(Sat 2nd Jul 2005, 18:00, More)
It's....
clicking image may not produce trans-dimensional size shift
checking alt tag may reveal name of time-lord
[edit]- i've just been checking the pubfight league table, and b3ta is ranked #4!?!?! that's higher than bruce lee, yoda and Mr T!
[edit, again] - wooo! FP! thanks MD!
(Wed 29th Oct 2003, 13:10, More)
clicking image may not produce trans-dimensional size shift
checking alt tag may reveal name of time-lord
[edit]- i've just been checking the pubfight league table, and b3ta is ranked #4!?!?! that's higher than bruce lee, yoda and Mr T!
[edit, again] - wooo! FP! thanks MD!
(Wed 29th Oct 2003, 13:10, More)
the climactic end to Gladiator...
...was somewhat spoiled when Ridley Scott pissed all his budget away on special effects!
(big to make clicker)
(Sun 12th Oct 2003, 20:09, More)
...was somewhat spoiled when Ridley Scott pissed all his budget away on special effects!
(big to make clicker)
(Sun 12th Oct 2003, 20:09, More)
Repost from last night
because I got FP'ed and then went and accidentally deleted the thread, without realising I was FP!?!
Original post here
[edit] WOOT WOOT! thanks again whichever mysterious mod and their bagpuss mice did the magic thingy!
mod edit: pity taken, don't delete this one, okay?
(Thu 4th Sep 2003, 12:45, More)
because I got FP'ed and then went and accidentally deleted the thread, without realising I was FP!?!
Original post here
[edit] WOOT WOOT! thanks again whichever mysterious mod and their bagpuss mice did the magic thingy!
mod edit: pity taken, don't delete this one, okay?
(Thu 4th Sep 2003, 12:45, More)
I'm sure the Japanese could build one of these...
sorry for bigness, but i really should be out in the sun, not optimizing gifs!
(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 13:24, More)
sorry for bigness, but i really should be out in the sun, not optimizing gifs!
(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 13:24, More)
can't think why....
[edit: thanks magic donkey! my second FP for something my girlfriend suggested that took 2 minutes! i should put in less effort next time!]
(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 23:04, More)
[edit: thanks magic donkey! my second FP for something my girlfriend suggested that took 2 minutes! i should put in less effort next time!]
(Sun 6th Jul 2003, 23:04, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Best Graffiti Ever
this is sprayed on a wall outside where i work in eastbourne...
there is another piece of graffiti on the side of a van opposite which
reads "every girl in eastbourne, i want to eat her legs". I find them
utterly inspirational and it always brings a smile to my face first
thing in the morning, to think that there is a girls leg cannibal on
the loose in eastbourne somewhere.
(Wed 9th May 2007, 11:49, More)
this is sprayed on a wall outside where i work in eastbourne...
there is another piece of graffiti on the side of a van opposite which
reads "every girl in eastbourne, i want to eat her legs". I find them
utterly inspirational and it always brings a smile to my face first
thing in the morning, to think that there is a girls leg cannibal on
the loose in eastbourne somewhere.
(Wed 9th May 2007, 11:49, More)
» Worst Record Ever
any of the 3 "christmas" tunes they always wheel out at this time of year...
1) Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
2) Slade - Merry Christmas Everybody
3) Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time
WHY???? EVERY SINGLE F*CKING YEAR!!!!! is there no other christmas related music and every radio station / shopping mall has to resort to tunes that have been played for 30 years?
it gets to about september, summer has barely finished and inevitably it starts. these same tunes OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! by the time christmas actually comes around i just want to slash my wrists i am so sick of it - and its because if these 3 tunes!
i blame the fact i worked in a department store over christmas, who had them on a tape which looped every 40 minutes (interspersed with, amongst other things, a reggae version of "little town of bethlehem") and have never gotten over the trauma.
that is why this year i am spending my christmas in morocco - hopefully a country that is 98% muslim will never have heard of shit 70's glam rock.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 19:17, More)
any of the 3 "christmas" tunes they always wheel out at this time of year...
1) Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
2) Slade - Merry Christmas Everybody
3) Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmas Time
WHY???? EVERY SINGLE F*CKING YEAR!!!!! is there no other christmas related music and every radio station / shopping mall has to resort to tunes that have been played for 30 years?
it gets to about september, summer has barely finished and inevitably it starts. these same tunes OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! by the time christmas actually comes around i just want to slash my wrists i am so sick of it - and its because if these 3 tunes!
i blame the fact i worked in a department store over christmas, who had them on a tape which looped every 40 minutes (interspersed with, amongst other things, a reggae version of "little town of bethlehem") and have never gotten over the trauma.
that is why this year i am spending my christmas in morocco - hopefully a country that is 98% muslim will never have heard of shit 70's glam rock.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 19:17, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Whenever we drove though the country
and the farmers had manured the fields, my Mum would tell me to "Sniff it up...it's good for you". I can't remember the age I was when I finally worked out that choking down lung fulls of shit-fumes had no immediate health benefits.
There's a load of these here by the way.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:33, More)
Whenever we drove though the country
and the farmers had manured the fields, my Mum would tell me to "Sniff it up...it's good for you". I can't remember the age I was when I finally worked out that choking down lung fulls of shit-fumes had no immediate health benefits.
There's a load of these here by the way.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:33, More)
» Now, there was no need for that...
On holiday in Portugal...
...having the time of my life at a villa with about 15 friends. Get thrown drunkenly in the pool one night and hit the bottom teeth first, resulting in a rather smashed set of nashers.
After falling asleep (in complete denial - hoping that I'll wake up and it was all a dream) I awoke soaking wet (hadnt changed out of clothes), missing 2 front teeth, covered in blood and with green marker pen all over my face.
Found out weeks later my sympathetic friends had fished my missing teeth out of the pool, placed them on my unconcious cheek, drawn all over my face then held my mouth open with cutlery whilst they took photographs of my shattered gob. Thanks then. Cunts.
(Fri 17th Jun 2005, 17:20, More)
On holiday in Portugal...
...having the time of my life at a villa with about 15 friends. Get thrown drunkenly in the pool one night and hit the bottom teeth first, resulting in a rather smashed set of nashers.
After falling asleep (in complete denial - hoping that I'll wake up and it was all a dream) I awoke soaking wet (hadnt changed out of clothes), missing 2 front teeth, covered in blood and with green marker pen all over my face.
Found out weeks later my sympathetic friends had fished my missing teeth out of the pool, placed them on my unconcious cheek, drawn all over my face then held my mouth open with cutlery whilst they took photographs of my shattered gob. Thanks then. Cunts.
(Fri 17th Jun 2005, 17:20, More)