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# Repost from last night

because I got FP'ed and then went and accidentally deleted the thread, without realising I was FP!?!
Original post here

[edit] WOOT WOOT! thanks again whichever mysterious mod and their bagpuss mice did the magic thingy!


mod edit: pity taken, don't delete this one, okay?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Pssst
the magic donkey doesn't FP, he does the newsletter

PS WOO!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# He does everything
He runs the internet.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# What the fuck is the "internet"?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# i
think he meant 'tinternet'
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# is that like
the interweb?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# exactly
only slower
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# you know, chat rooms
with computers and stuff
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Only with the help of the mice.
They were recruited when they left bagpuss.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# we will fix it
we will fix it
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# I love that bra!
It looks like an F or G-cup at least.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# what size
do you take, dawn?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Well, if my polystyrene ovaries are playing up I'm a 24 FF.
But if I'm OK, I can squeeze into a 26AA.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# ever thought
about surgery to "enhance your assets"?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I regard surgery as a violation of the spirit.
And I would NEVER be caught wearing one of those frumpy gowns.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# well i know a friend
who can sell you some massage gel, guaranteed to increase your breast size by two cup sizes. you don't have to wear a gown or anything.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Look Buster!
I sell all sorts of lethal voodoo crap in my salon, from shit pills to mucous drops. Don't pull that crap on me.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)
# how about
just the massage then? i can handle it.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Show me the money!
Show me the money!

Debt collectors at my door
What do you do for me?
You got a have a J.O.B.
If you want to be with me
There ain't nothing going on but the rent!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)
# well,
i've got twenty quid, is that ok?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Fine.
Brush your teeth.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# ?
And are you offering to massage it in??

:D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# well
it'd be the gentlemanly thing to do, wouldn't it?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# hello dawn
long time no speak
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Evening Vicar.
My business is totally mintcondition now, since I started selling my body to people in the street.

I have to have about five "Filth Sessions" a day to pay for the new computer in the salon, which permits people to see what they would look like with all types of weaves.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:55, archived)
# fantastic
glad to hear it.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# How does God sit with my life choices?
.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)
# he told me to tell you
that bad hair was one of the sins that nearly made it in to the bible, so any method you use of improving people's styles is ok by him.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)
# I knew it!
I am doing good works for God!

Bloody Su Pollard's gay husband wants me to rim him again! He's repulsive. BUT RICH!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)
# a likely story.
nice try though. ;p

oh, and woo pic!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Koit isn't a magic donkey.
Although he does have a magical ass.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Yes
So I've heard

*parp*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# now
hang on, i was told in the frankest possible manner that magic donkey knows nothing about the board was so ever
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I still think
That's a great story, and good luck to yer
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# what a sad tale.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# i have no idea who it was last night that FP'd me
but it was the shortest time ever for any picture to be on the FP *FACT!*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i had one on for shorter
:)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# really?
how come?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# it got fped by xeron.
because i paintmashed a spike milligan poem, but he thought i did the poem too, so fped it mainly for that.
i should have credited it really straight away but forgot.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)
# oh i see
at the time it was a terrible thing, but now its a boast ;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
at the time i sulked like a girl.

though i apologise for any inconveniance.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:03, archived)
# hehehe !
yay !
(, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)