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» Getting Old

Never forget you're not as young as you think you are.
Just returned from Download festival today. The Prodigy were playing on Friday and in a fit of you only live once mood I managed to wrangle my way to the front by playing the, I am old and I may never live long enough to see them again card. Having got there and chatted to the youngsters around me, they band appeared on stage and it was bloody fantastic. I managed to get through one song whilst being pushed and shoved about before I had to leave and dance at the outer edges of the crowd.
(Sun 10th Jun 2012, 21:30, More)

» Sex Toys

Hitting puberty.
As my interest in sex flourished I would often make my Sindy doll do the beast with two backs with a small teddy bear I owned.

She was a slut though. Not like 'Miss butter wouldn't melt' Barbie.
(Thu 17th May 2012, 15:12, More)

» Sexual fetishes

I think my profile name says it all really.
My only regret is not starting the freaky stuff earlier on in life.

I'd be fucking great at it by now.
(Tue 27th Oct 2009, 19:44, More)

» Made me laugh

The fact that shimrod still thinks we don't know he's the resident loon.
Or maybe that should have been in last week's qotw.
(Sat 8th Dec 2012, 19:30, More)