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Ah, the profile. A place to let everyone know what you're like. Now, what am I like? More of a lurker than a poster, but I've always thought it best to wait until I get a real doozy. Some would say I'm still waiting...

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» Inappropriate crushes

English teacher...
I'm saddened to say I can't even remember her name any more, but she was probably in her mid-twenties (and I was an impressionable 13 year old) and was Rubenesque in the best sense. Mind-blowing frontage. Very sexy lady.

She was also a very good laugh and, if several of the boys in the class played the fool simultaneously we could get her quivering with silent mirth, unable to tell us to stop... Think of it - huge shaking boobies... I think she was probably the inspiration for my first nocturnal emissions but that's probably too much information.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 18:09, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Hmmmm
I can't think of any pleasures that make me feel guilty. There are many things I like doing that would probably make the baby Jesus cry, but I don't feel guilty while I'm doing them. Hot, sweaty and a bit sore, but not guilty...

If I really had to admit to something that I'm a teensy bit ashamed of, it's thinking that some of Britney Spear's songs are actually quite good...
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 19:15, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Wilderness
A little over a year ago I was in the Yosemite National Park in California. It was a completely cloudless night with a high, bright full moon. The bottom of the valley was in utter darkness, while the tops of the cliff walls were starkly lit in silver and black.
As I stood amongst the great trees a coyote barked and howled near by. There was no sign or sound of humans - just me, the moon and the coyote.
(Wed 16th Mar 2005, 12:05, More)