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name: gareth
pack drill: roll up your clothes so they dont get creased, and put the heavy things at the top. keep a bar of kendal mint cake in the pocket for emergencies.

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» Shoddy Presents

ungrateful bastards, the
lot of you.
at christmas we used to have to get up five hours before we went to bed, then our dad used to beat us to death with a stick.
if we were lucky.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 15:38, More)

» The Onosecond

my big PM
hi tony, my big spunk-pump,
hope you're having a good day, ive just been pissing about on b3ta all afternoon. what time are you finishing work? can't wait til you take me up the 'house of commons' tonight!
dont forget to buy some courgettes on the way home, we're having the prescotts over later!, love you, cherie-poos x
p.s., george called again, he said to call you 'his little bitch'
(Fri 27th May 2005, 18:13, More)

» Mini Cabs From Hell

i was hammered in a club in sheffield, and out of
cash, so i stumbled out and headed off home; taxi driver asked me 'where too?', so as i didnt have much cash i mumbled; halfway back to my house please.
course, i forgot theres a place outside sheffield called halfway, and all i remembered for 2 days after was waking up by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, and it took 2 buses to get back into town. my only consolation was my arse wasnt sore - the relief when i remembered what had happened!
-realising we were nowhere near my gaff, id just jumped out of the taxi and thrown him all my money, and fell asleep.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 11:57, More)