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Mug o' Jugs
The best silly packaging I designed in the last month.
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(Thu 27th Aug 2020, 17:13, More)

Rude Fireworks


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I've spent the last week making new labels for a box of Fireworks. I hope my fellow b3tans find them as amusing as I do. In case you can't read them, here are the names:

1. VOMIT FOUNTAIN
2. SPUNK SPRAY
3. SHIMMERING JISM
4. SHIT STORM
5. HAPPY ENDING
6. CUNT BUSTER
7. HAEMORROID ATTACK
8. MEAT SEEKING PISSILE
9. RELEASED OTTERS
10. CLUSTER FUCK
11. GOLDEN SHOWER
12. UBER TWAT
13. THUNDER CUNT
14. FROTHING GASH
16. BARKING SPIDER
17. PHALLIC SPURTER
18. FOOTLONG FUCKER
19. SKY FART
20. MISSION TO YOUR ANUS
21. AERIAL BASTARD
22. CUNTYBOOBY
(Sun 21st Oct 2012, 20:29, More)

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As well as making sweary fireworks, I love fancy dress. Fancy dress is THE best way to go out drinking. I love it. Hence the few too many photos I'm going to share... (Sorry)

I won the title "King Zombie" in 2010 for this OAP zombie.

10-30-10 15.21.00

In 2009 I won "Most Original Zombie" for this:

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I made a bunch of these in 2009 and have had fun in several places with them:

08-31-10 16.56.00

We made the hats, belts, trousers and bags for these and they were a lot of fun this year.

06-05-2012 16.36.08

Here are some Roman costumes we made a few years ago:
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Here's me in a number of my costumes I've made, adapted or bought etc:

Costume Montage

A better selection of more or less the same thing here:

flic.kr/s/aHsjAPuqto

The current project (although on hold) is a contemporary space suit. Unfortunately I don't find it easy at all and I have no idea of and when I'll ever finish that(!)
(Thu 25th Oct 2012, 20:17, More)