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Hello I'm Paddy.



I like doing THIS a lot...

I get to do it in this band www.myspace.com/therabhus
We even made an ickle mucis video which can be seen here http://www.metalwasp.com/therabhus.php

If you're bored, message me.

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» School Days

Briefcase
If you are between 18/20 and live in Kettering/Corby you have probably heard of Briefcase. He was the general school weirdo, got all sorts of abuse (it was even better when his little brother joined and we called him wallet).

He gets on the bus on his first day of school carrying not the obligatory rucksack like everyone else was carrying, but a Briefcase. Hence the name.

He had an obsession with Slipknot (and all the side projects) and Wrestling. Even to form his own wrestling persona known as 'H-Bomb'.

Then the drumstick incident happened aged about 16. For some, god-only-knows, reason, Briefcase decided to lube up and push a drumstick up his arse in front of about 10 people on a stoned saturday at someones house. This got him the name drumstick. A few months later he gets his first job at Subway and naturally as he was the youngest and newest, they gave him the shitty Friday and Saturday night shift. Cue for the next two years a group of 10 drunks (we were/are bastards) coming in every weekend and getting the whole shop to sing...
(to the tune of 'He's got the Whole World')

'HE SHOVED A DRUMSTICK, UP HIS ARSE!
HE SHOVED A DRUMSTICK, UP HIS ARSE!
HE SHOVED A DRUMSTICK, UP HIS ARSE!
DRUM! STICK! UP HIS ARSE!'
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 18:35, More)

» Festivals

Download 2009
I'm going this year with a group of people who can consume beer like its water and have a good 10+ years of drinking experience ahead of me.

I would try and get some sympathy but I know its going to be FUCKING MENTAL!
(Fri 5th Jun 2009, 12:09, More)

» Unexpected Nudity

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'Excuse me, but have you ever seen the early days of aviation?'

I'll let you work it out. It's always a winner with the ladies.
(Thu 4th Jun 2009, 9:29, More)

» Things we do to fit in

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Cut and bleached my hair yellow when it was popular (or at least in my school it was) about 6 years ago. Oh dear.
(Wed 21st Jan 2009, 19:08, More)

» Addicted

pretty rubbish this one...
Musical Instruments...


...if I see ANY sort of instrument I HAVE to play it. I can't control the urge to pick it up and have a crack at playing it. Drums, Guitars, Ocarinas, Kazoos, Digeridoos, Harps, Trombones etc


Pretty rubbish really...


*POP*

Edit: not to mention a 20 a day habit of Marlboro Gold.
(Fri 19th Dec 2008, 15:54, More)
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