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RAPPERS: Avoid having to say: "Know what I'm sayin'" all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

Buy a television set exactly like your neighbours. Then annoy them by standing outside their window and changing their channel using your identical remote control.

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» Puns

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

A man accidentally swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his wife telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered

I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

When chemists die, we barium
(Sun 8th Mar 2009, 18:52, More)

» Addicted

I'm addicted to breathing, I can't go more than 2 minutes without it
(Wed 24th Dec 2008, 12:35, More)