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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

A man accidentally swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his wife telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered

I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?

When chemists die, we barium
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:52, Reply)

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