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» Made me laugh
Not recently...
But, way back when....
A friend and I were walking from Meanwood to Headingley up the very steep ridge (Leeds geography). We were just in the foothills of Headingley when a pack of ferral kids (eldest 10 maybe) stepped out in front of us.
"Give us a quid, mister."
I ignored them, my friend told them to piss off. From that moment we had an entourage.
"Cunts!"
"Wankers!"
"Shit Wankers!"
"Shit cunt wankers!"
etc...
They followed us a way up the hill, then got bored of walking and just shouted. Around the corner at the top of the hill, a smart, respectable looking bloke in his 40-50s appeared strolling towards us as the young scamps below maintained their one-sided conversation.
("Fucking shit cunt wanker cunts"...."knobheab wankers"...."Shit puffs")
As we passed, he turned his head towards us.
"It appears you have a reputation," he said dryly.
(Fri 7th Dec 2012, 12:12, More)
Not recently...
But, way back when....
A friend and I were walking from Meanwood to Headingley up the very steep ridge (Leeds geography). We were just in the foothills of Headingley when a pack of ferral kids (eldest 10 maybe) stepped out in front of us.
"Give us a quid, mister."
I ignored them, my friend told them to piss off. From that moment we had an entourage.
"Cunts!"
"Wankers!"
"Shit Wankers!"
"Shit cunt wankers!"
etc...
They followed us a way up the hill, then got bored of walking and just shouted. Around the corner at the top of the hill, a smart, respectable looking bloke in his 40-50s appeared strolling towards us as the young scamps below maintained their one-sided conversation.
("Fucking shit cunt wanker cunts"...."knobheab wankers"...."Shit puffs")
As we passed, he turned his head towards us.
"It appears you have a reputation," he said dryly.
(Fri 7th Dec 2012, 12:12, More)
» Buses
Late one night...
A mate and I had been out in Leeds until the small hours and having run out of money we were faced with a walk back to Whitkirk...My mate did not fancy this and came up with the bright idea of breaking into the bus depot in town and 'borrowing' a bus.
I stood outside to act as look out as he went in....after about 20 minutes of the sound of engines starting, reversing, stopping, more starting, reversing and stopping I went in to see what was going on.
"Why all the moving about?" Asks I.
"The number 18 is right at the back." Comes his reply...
"Don't be a tit..." I say. "There's a 57 just here, we can get off at Crossgates and walk."
I'm here all week folks....
(Mon 29th Jun 2009, 22:47, More)
Late one night...
A mate and I had been out in Leeds until the small hours and having run out of money we were faced with a walk back to Whitkirk...My mate did not fancy this and came up with the bright idea of breaking into the bus depot in town and 'borrowing' a bus.
I stood outside to act as look out as he went in....after about 20 minutes of the sound of engines starting, reversing, stopping, more starting, reversing and stopping I went in to see what was going on.
"Why all the moving about?" Asks I.
"The number 18 is right at the back." Comes his reply...
"Don't be a tit..." I say. "There's a 57 just here, we can get off at Crossgates and walk."
I'm here all week folks....
(Mon 29th Jun 2009, 22:47, More)
» Utterly Drunk
I spend a lot of my working day around traffic cones
When I get drunk I steal dissertations.
(Sat 16th Feb 2013, 17:37, More)
I spend a lot of my working day around traffic cones
When I get drunk I steal dissertations.
(Sat 16th Feb 2013, 17:37, More)
» LOL Bigots
I started to see a woman
but she dumped me after the third date. She said she couldn't carry on with someone as bigoted and dyslexic as me.
It surprised me, as I never had me shoes and socks off so how could she know?
(Sat 23rd Feb 2013, 10:07, More)
I started to see a woman
but she dumped me after the third date. She said she couldn't carry on with someone as bigoted and dyslexic as me.
It surprised me, as I never had me shoes and socks off so how could she know?
(Sat 23rd Feb 2013, 10:07, More)
» Where Did It All Go Wrong?
When I spotted two young women
in micro-skirts walking towards me one November evening and the first thought that crashed across my mind was:
'I bet their legs are cold.'
I was 39.
(Sat 2nd Mar 2013, 22:10, More)
When I spotted two young women
in micro-skirts walking towards me one November evening and the first thought that crashed across my mind was:
'I bet their legs are cold.'
I was 39.
(Sat 2nd Mar 2013, 22:10, More)