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(Thu 20th Jun 2013, 22:12, More)


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(Mon 25th Feb 2013, 21:29, More)

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(Thu 1st Nov 2012, 10:33, More)

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» Made me laugh

Not recently...
But, way back when....

A friend and I were walking from Meanwood to Headingley up the very steep ridge (Leeds geography). We were just in the foothills of Headingley when a pack of ferral kids (eldest 10 maybe) stepped out in front of us.

"Give us a quid, mister."

I ignored them, my friend told them to piss off. From that moment we had an entourage.

"Shit Wankers!"
"Shit cunt wankers!"


They followed us a way up the hill, then got bored of walking and just shouted. Around the corner at the top of the hill, a smart, respectable looking bloke in his 40-50s appeared strolling towards us as the young scamps below maintained their one-sided conversation.

("Fucking shit cunt wanker cunts"...."knobheab wankers"...."Shit puffs")

As we passed, he turned his head towards us.

"It appears you have a reputation," he said dryly.
(Fri 7th Dec 2012, 12:12, More)

» Buses

Late one night...

A mate and I had been out in Leeds until the small hours and having run out of money we were faced with a walk back to Whitkirk...My mate did not fancy this and came up with the bright idea of breaking into the bus depot in town and 'borrowing' a bus.

I stood outside to act as look out as he went in....after about 20 minutes of the sound of engines starting, reversing, stopping, more starting, reversing and stopping I went in to see what was going on.

"Why all the moving about?" Asks I.

"The number 18 is right at the back." Comes his reply...

"Don't be a tit..." I say. "There's a 57 just here, we can get off at Crossgates and walk."

I'm here all week folks....
(Mon 29th Jun 2009, 22:47, More)

» Utterly Drunk

I spend a lot of my working day around traffic cones
When I get drunk I steal dissertations.
(Sat 16th Feb 2013, 17:37, More)

» LOL Bigots

I started to see a woman
but she dumped me after the third date. She said she couldn't carry on with someone as bigoted and dyslexic as me.

It surprised me, as I never had me shoes and socks off so how could she know?
(Sat 23rd Feb 2013, 10:07, More)

» Where Did It All Go Wrong?

When I spotted two young women
in micro-skirts walking towards me one November evening and the first thought that crashed across my mind was:

'I bet their legs are cold.'

I was 39.
(Sat 2nd Mar 2013, 22:10, More)
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