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Recent front page messages:

(Tue 3rd Jan 2006, 21:09, More)

(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 17:34, More)

he'll dance...
(Sat 25th Sep 2004, 16:13, More)

(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 20:48, More)

(Fri 30th Jul 2004, 12:02, More)

last one for a bit...

(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 11:12, More)

customers who bought this book,
also bought...

(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 10:42, More)

It can't only be me...?
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 23:31, More)

(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 9:33, More)


(Tue 26th Aug 2003, 0:10, More)

This has been in my head for at least 10 years...

(Wed 18th Jun 2003, 10:25, More)

The RSPCA says...

(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 20:05, More)

no reason

(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 19:10, More)

Try my
ththththththpecial treat, my preciouththththththth. rabbitttththththththth. pukka!

(Fri 3rd Jan 2003, 19:58, More)

Pointless waste of a brunchtime...

Thanks to all for optimisation help :o)
(Sat 16th Nov 2002, 14:08, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome


Well, I invented this super-hero called "Tracheotomy Man". He flies in to save the damsel in distress and then croaks at her. You get the picture.

One day, I waltzed into the pub, met my mates and told them all about it, excitedly. Little did I know the dad of one of the guys had just died of throat cancer, after an unsuccessful tracheotomy about 6 hours previously.


Strange thing is, he was still mates with me, but several of the girls there never spoke to me again.
(Tue 20th Apr 2004, 22:52, More)

» Claims to Fame

I nearly ran over Rustie Lee
in Staples car park in Kidderminster.
(Mon 28th Feb 2005, 19:59, More)

» Worst Record Ever

My worst record was Barry Manilow's Bermuda Triangle. It was also my first record. I don't know what I was thinking. One Voice on the B-side really didn't help matters.

It was only saved by being covered in scratches, so the lyrics went somthing like:

Bermuda Triangle, it makes people disappear
Bermangle, don't go too near...

(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 10:55, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

two games
which can be played anywhere...

lad or lass (most fun in the pub)

hat or hair (most fun where old ladies are around)
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 14:13, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I filled a petrol lighter
and got it all over my hands. I didn't think to wash them before trying the lighter. It was rather worrying because the bathroom was about 500 miles away. So I ran with both hands on fire to the tap to put them out. Not fun.
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 22:03, More)
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