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Wicca'd Witch says:

Evil Lu says:

22:28… +McAzza: You are an evil man.

Evil Lu says:
You are the wrongest person on the internets

15:01… +DaveTrouser: you belong in a prison...

The Furry Dinosaur says:
you're absolute filth

22:36… +r0salicious: you are made wrong

you are an evil man
mr horrible abides, Mon 5 May 2008, 22:26

18:30… +pickle_fairy: you need help

Evil Lu says:
evil piece of work, you are

01:42… +Spider_Riviera: az is a wrong
01:42… +Spider_Riviera: deal with it

Wicca says:
You are responsible for 98.5% of all cases of known sexy on the internet, and 96.4% of all known cases of nasty cliquey bullying.

01:00… +GlobalWarming: azra3l IS a deity

20:29… DJ_Cthulhu: you can be an utter cunt sometimes az
20:29… DJ_Cthulhu: actually, you just are one

(I helped save b3ta! Evil Lu, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 1:50, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)

c'est moi:

the fantastically awesome Logovend made this:

and the Godlike Enigmatic awarded this:

which i cant really argue with...

also the more than a little strange Dr.Dyslexia awarded me this...


You won!

this also doubles as funniest picture award wehich you now have.

which was nice of her...

the truly awesome Rev. Jesse made me this, its better than my one, which is frankly taking the piss :D

proud member of

and the

and the


thats about it. msn me at my username at hotmail dot co dot uk if you absolutley have to..

Recent front page messages:

repost from the early hours to wish you all a good christmas

click for bigger readable musical goodness

EDIT: omg 2nd front page ever :D and i never even noticed ta whoever did it
(Sat 20th Dec 2003, 11:07, More)

after the queen mothers death

phillip grafted his head onto something slightly longer lived.....

thanks to jinxx for the original

edit: RAh first front page!! only took 2450 posts :)
(Sun 28th Sep 2003, 3:05, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

rest in peace Tony....
we buried my stepdad 3 weeks ago. for someone who spent the last 15 years of his life in a wheelchair (he had muscular dystrophy) and who smoked 40 fags a day, drank vodka/brandy like it was going out of fashion, and spent all his time playing video games. (xbox live handle was bullseyeuk, tonyere and a member of the avit clan) his post mortem showed him to be one of the healthiest people that ever walked (or wheeled) on this earth.
the only thing that was wrong with him was the undetected bloodclot that killed him.

his funeral was like a scene from the godfather. loads of huge blokes (average size in his family is 6 foot 5 and about 18 stone) in black suits and sunglasses. tony loved karaoke, at his service we had song sheets printed out and everyone sung one last song with him. ALL the flowers were in the blue and white of his beloved spurs. and we all got riotously pissed at my mums house after the service.

no funny story here. just a good man who was taken too early and who i loved and will miss forever.

Tony Welch. Requiescat in Pace. im gonna miss you dude. have a cold one waiting for me when its my turn you old fucker
(Tue 16th May 2006, 5:29, More)

» Now, there was no need for that...

i know its bad for m to reply here.

but i would just like to take this opportunity to say that your a fuckwit who should learn to live a little. if you cant afford a fucking door for a mini (heh, nice car, for a hairdresser)then you dont have that good a job really do ya mate? i cant help but get the feeling that you are aybe a little jealous of this guy because he manages to actually ENJOY his life instead of being the wage slave in a dead end job you most clearly are. shooting holes in his hull is a fucking stupid petty minded dumb thing to do. and there was really no need for it. why dont you chill the fuck out and sort your own life out before critising other people.

(Fri 17th Jun 2005, 16:55, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

"We want jokes that you've heard down the pub and feel slightly scared about re-telling. " - Direct Quote From Rob
so dont blame me for these:

Q: whats yellow and mows the lawn?

A: he's my nigger i can Paint Him any colour i want.

Q: Whats red and does the dishes?

A: your not the only one that can spraypaint niggers you know.

im truly sorry.
(Wed 15th Sep 2004, 0:56, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

i havent been to work for 3 weeks
no phone calls or anthing,
and they are still paying me :D
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 16:00, More)

» Insults

your mum is so fat
when she picked you up from primary school, smaller mums used to get sucked into her gravity well
(Thu 4th Oct 2007, 16:03, More)
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