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"It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious"

Something to do with pigeons ...


Recent front page messages:

EDIT: Blimeh! What an unlikely FP! Thankyou...
(Tue 23rd Mar 2004, 16:35, More)

First there was The Bible Code...

Now there's the Rupert The Bear Code!
(Wed 10th Mar 2004, 11:14, More)

(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 22:52, More)

Children of the *BEEP! *BLOOP! *BLOP!

Big-up my mate Scratch for the hummus...

EDIT: HUZZAH! I've been Magic Donkey-ed!
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 14:37, More)

(Sun 19th Oct 2003, 19:56, More)

(Sat 27th Sep 2003, 17:17, More)

He says "That's illogical, captain..."

(Mon 18th Aug 2003, 19:15, More)

Does exactly what it says on the bottle...

EDIT: Woo! Broke my three month FP drought! Thank you lovely Magic Donkey!
(Fri 8th Aug 2003, 22:49, More)

Bonsai Made Easy

Muchos biggeros [920kb!]
(Wed 7th May 2003, 15:34, More)

Omaha Beach, June 6th 1944...

...the untold story.
(Thu 1st May 2003, 1:00, More)

Sometimes the hummus runs a little wild

(Thu 24th Apr 2003, 20:13, More)

Shhhh... don't scare him...

If you click it it will grow...
(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 17:00, More)

Neolithic male stripper

(Fri 4th Apr 2003, 17:38, More)

Not sure why...

and to be honest I feel a little dirty now...
(Sun 30th Mar 2003, 23:47, More)

"Is it too late...

...to change my mind?"
(Tue 25th Mar 2003, 22:57, More)

Once a common sight on the plains of Wales...

...now sadly hunted to extinction for their energy.

Sorry. This seemed a great deal more amusing in my head....
(Mon 3rd Mar 2003, 11:49, More)

Tenuious repost opportunity...

EDIT: I posted this once and got a modicum of responses. I repost it in someone else's thread and get a frontpage. Go figure!
(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 22:37, More)

Bandwagon...? Moi...?

EDIT: Resized to make it Frontpage friendly. Yer right...:/
EDIT 2: Woo! It Worked!
(Tue 25th Feb 2003, 1:29, More)


...for the god awful punnage.
(Thu 6th Feb 2003, 15:27, More)

Time to clean up this neighbourhood..

...you Mo-Fo's!
(Tue 28th Jan 2003, 0:22, More)

Don't do it!

(Wed 20th Nov 2002, 19:15, More)

No reason...

(Fri 8th Nov 2002, 0:21, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Sickest Joke

What do Princess Di and Ferrero Rochet have in common?
They both come out of France in a fancy box.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 11:31, More)

» Irrational Fears

Tin foil is the work of the devil, apparently...
I have a friend who fears foil because "It can't be trusted..."

He refuses to touch it or anything covered in it. My favourite trick is to watch him slowly become more and more agitated as I slowly peel the foil trim off the neck of a Becks bottle and idly flick it in his general direction...
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 11:56, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

I work in a shop
buying/selling electrical stuff (yeah I know - sounds dodgy, and who am I to argue?)

Anyway, as you can guess, these kind of places don't tend to draw out the intellectual elite. The other week a lady asked me if we sell telepathic mobile phones.

I'm hoping she meant polyphonic...
(Fri 2nd Jan 2004, 16:54, More)

» Worst Record Ever

"Shake Your Love" by Debbie Gibson
Oh, shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake you love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love
Shake your love
I just cant shake you love
Shake your love
I just cant shake your love...

ad infinitum...
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 2:58, More)