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Three cheers for crows!

my website is here.......
You can make your own pirate, look at the cool stuff I make and even watch kittens sing Ten Benson's The Claw.

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Not even one of his so-called friends turned up...

...not one.
(Thu 3rd Feb 2005, 23:40, More)

a day in the life of...

part 2
part 1
(Wed 16th Jul 2003, 12:03, More)

a day in the life of...

(Fri 4th Jul 2003, 14:50, More)

mmm.... fliiiiiessss....

(Fri 27th Jun 2003, 22:48, More)

Inspired by Honda's Cog advert:-
I made this
(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 13:07, More)

what is the matrix?

(Sun 11th May 2003, 18:40, More)

i like signs i do
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 23:59, More)

ethel couldn't resist alfred's buns of steel

(Thu 28th Nov 2002, 9:44, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Mini Cabs From Hell

just got into a black cab taxi
after a night on the town, drove 25 yards then some drunken knob throws a bag of rubbish at the windscreen, smashing it.

The driver started crying.

He drove off down a quiet street, got out, took the bag of rubbish off the bonnet, got back in and drove us home.

I felt really sorry for him.
(Thu 27th May 2004, 0:03, More)

» Beautiful Moments

It was that favourite summer...
after A levels, before University, when I was truly care free. No deadlines, no hassles, just endless summer days.

At the end of the previous term I had finally plucked up the courage to ask out the girl I had become besotted with for the past 8 months.

We'd spent a wonderful day together, picnicing, listening to music, doing jobs for parents generally enjoying each others company. As was usual, we'd stayed up late snogging each others faces off and it was time for me to walk her the short journey home.

It was 1am. The air was humid. Full of the day's heat. When we arrived, we stopped just short of her house, underneath the street lamp, out of sight of her parents' window, we held each others hands and kissed each other goodnight.

Whilst we were kissing, the skies opened and it started to rain. The rain felt divine as it cooled our skin. We kept on kissing for a few more moments and then it happened. The most beautiful moment of my life.

I opened my eyes, a split second before my girlfriend did. And I saw the most beautiful image I had ever witnessed.

My girlfriend, her eyes closed, lips parted, raindrops beading on her face. All illuminated by the shimmering fluorescent light. It looked like something from a movie screen, except that it was better than a movie, because it was just for me and because it was real. And no one else would see the image I had seen, and no one else could experience what I had felt at that moment in time.

Then she opened her eyes, wished me goodnight, and ran inside from the rain.

And for the first and only time in my life, I wept tears of joy.
(Mon 14th Mar 2005, 20:16, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

fortune beer
bottled beer with a message at the bottom.
(slogan - the answers to your problems *are* at the bottom of a bottle)
(Wed 7th Apr 2004, 23:59, More)

» Injured Siblings

I stabbed my elder sister in the arse with a fork.
Over an argument about pizza.
She cut up the two pizzas into four slices each. Seeing as I was hungry and I had cooked the pizzas, I chose the largest slice from each pizza. She shouted at me, "Don't take the biggest slices, they are all the same size!" I laughed at her, she shouted at me and got cross. I got cross, I stabbed her arse with a fork.
I was 19 at the time, she was 21.
(Thu 18th Aug 2005, 18:20, More)

» Pure Ignorance

My sister
After cutting a pizza into 8 slices and inviting me to take 2 slices, I took the two biggest slices, whereupon she said, "Don't take the biggest slices, they're all the same size!"
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 0:35, More)
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