Tired of being a hairy legged nerd? then try

(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 12:47, More)

it's all right darlin' ....................I'll get him down

(Wed 23rd Jul 2003, 11:09, More)

them were the days

(Wed 2nd Jul 2003, 18:32, More)

Blunkett says "if it's o.k. for Prescott then..........


sorry again
edit/ only really works if you've seen the prescott pic below
(Thu 5th Dec 2002, 19:22, More)

» Useless Information

koala bears may spontaneously combust when isolated from their group
due to a build up of eucylyptus oil on the tops of their heads, they cannot reach this area to clean it and rely on other koalas to groom them, hence when isolated for a long time the oil builds up and in extreme heat can ignite and explode the koala, this has been blamed for many bush fires
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 18:26, More)

» Stuff I've found

I just found
that doing your shopping at 11 0'clock on rememberance sunday in Morrisons is excellent!
every other fucker was standing still, quickest shop ever
(Sun 9th Nov 2008, 12:09, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

budgie seeds
Some nice policemen took away some large plants I'd grown and took me to court, I claimed that the family budgie had thrown some seeds out of his cage and they'd grown in some adjacent flowerpots, next day local paper headlines with "local man grows dope from birdseed" the local pet shop owner bought me drinks all weekend, he'd never had a busier week selling seed!
(Sun 13th Feb 2005, 12:20, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Pat Jennings N.Ireland goalkeeper
we used to do a big charity bike ride from Belfast to Dublin and always they got a celebrity? guest to do the ride, this particular year it was big Pat Jennings who was interviewed at the start by t.v. folks and miss N.Ireland( scantily clad)was sitting on his bike, Pat turns to the crowd and asks for questions so I immediately shouts out " any chance of sniffing your saddle when she gets off" strangely that bit wasn't shown on the telly
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 19:28, More)

» Little things that turn you on

hmmm little things........................................................................................
discussing the cistine chapel the other day and thought about cherubs with their little rosy cheeks and protruding little bellies, imagine their little wings fluttering against your scrotum as you rear ended them and they're sometimes pictured with one little finger in their mouths all angelic like but really gagging for it....what's that mother the nurse is here but no I don't want the.............
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 17:53, More)