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Tortoise recon #2: meerkats
"And here we see the heavily armoured tortoise using two meerkats for long-distance range-finding..."

(Fri 20th Dec 2002, 11:58, More)

after the concert, kylie removed the body corset and relaxed

(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 0:03, More)

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» Embarrassing Injuries

Saddest, most pathetic skateboard injury
I had a skateboard when they were popular *the first time*.

Anyhoo, I was simply kneeling on my board, rolling along some tarmac at about 1mph when a front wheel hit a tiny tiny pothole. The board stopped and I carried on.

Hit the tarmac on the underside of my chin, full smackdown. As I lay there mildly stunned, a big pool of blood started to spread around me. I was intrigued - I didn't know chins bled so much. All the other kids panicked and went to get my dad.

Net result? A visit to the local pharmacist for some smelling salts and a big sticky plaster. In those days you only went to hospital if something fell off.

I still have a teeny tiny scar.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 12:28, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Kiwi fruits
are the furry plops that fall out of the devil's arse.

If any passes my lips, my throat swells up and it all gets very nasty.

So, no fruit salad for me thanks.
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 14:20, More)