» Lies Your Parents Told You

ho hum
Don't worry, that's normal for a boy your age.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:39, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

I'm very good friends
with the guy who taught Prince William how to play Doom; he wasn't very good at it. Aparently he used to use IRC too.
(Sat 5th Aug 2006, 10:04, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Sick and wonderfully tasteless
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?



So you can look it in the eye while you're wanking.
(Tue 28th Feb 2006, 8:10, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

Oh man, this story is a riot.













I did your mum.
(Fri 5th Dec 2008, 9:15, More)