Profile for Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord:
There's a lot here I'm deeply ashamed of.
I left this website a long time ago but it remains an archive of a 20-year old desperately unfunny try-hard edgelord.
The only comfort I take is that this is all very much in the past that I no longer recognise the person who made these posts to begin with.
I'm proud of the person I am rather than the person I was.
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- a member for 21 years, 11 months and 28 days
- it's my b3ta birthday in 1 day
- has posted 709 messages on the main board
- (of which 7 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 32425 messages on the talk board
- has posted 293 messages on the links board
- (including 202 links)
- has posted 32 stories and 41 replies on question of the week
- They liked 37 pictures, 204 links, 2005 talk posts, and 32 qotw answers.
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There's a lot here I'm deeply ashamed of.
I left this website a long time ago but it remains an archive of a 20-year old desperately unfunny try-hard edgelord.
The only comfort I take is that this is all very much in the past that I no longer recognise the person who made these posts to begin with.
I'm proud of the person I am rather than the person I was.
Recent front page messages:
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May also work in some cases of Agoraphobia - batteries not included - always read the label
(Mon 17th May 2004, 21:02, More)
May also work in some cases of Agoraphobia - batteries not included - always read the label
(Mon 17th May 2004, 21:02, More)
HULK SMASH GRAPES! HULK MAKE FINE WINE!
Smash with your cursor for Hulk sized.
(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 18:54, More)
Smash with your cursor for Hulk sized.
(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 18:54, More)
The rehearsals for the stage show version of Shark Vs Helicopter was going well...
All they needed now was twelve people to be the helicopter...
Whee! Front Page! Here's my Shark/Helicopter gallery!
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 19:33, More)
All they needed now was twelve people to be the helicopter...
Whee! Front Page! Here's my Shark/Helicopter gallery!
(Thu 13th Mar 2003, 19:33, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Have you ever paid for sex?
Yes - but a bargain!
I received an email called "The Sleaze Quiz". You give answers to sex questions and it tells you how sleazy you are. My girlfriend and I filled it in and were just short of being "a danger to society."
One question was "Have you ever paid for sex?" So in an effort to bump up numbers, I paid my girlfriend that night for sex.
Cost? 1 penny. Ace!
/Apologies for patheticness
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 8:13, More)
Yes - but a bargain!
I received an email called "The Sleaze Quiz". You give answers to sex questions and it tells you how sleazy you are. My girlfriend and I filled it in and were just short of being "a danger to society."
One question was "Have you ever paid for sex?" So in an effort to bump up numbers, I paid my girlfriend that night for sex.
Cost? 1 penny. Ace!
/Apologies for patheticness
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 8:13, More)
» Tramps
London tramps are best.
Whilst queuing up to get into a club, a mad homeless black fella was marching up and down the queue saying, "Hey, who wanna fight, eh? I'm Muhammad Ali! Who wanna fight?"
He then heard some music from the club, started dancing on the spot and shouting, "Now I'm Bob Marley!"
Another tramp decided to sit with me and my mates whilst we had a bit of lunch in the park.
He said to us, "I have 5 daughters, 9 turtles and 9 daughters."
(Fri 3rd Jul 2009, 8:37, More)
London tramps are best.
Whilst queuing up to get into a club, a mad homeless black fella was marching up and down the queue saying, "Hey, who wanna fight, eh? I'm Muhammad Ali! Who wanna fight?"
He then heard some music from the club, started dancing on the spot and shouting, "Now I'm Bob Marley!"
Another tramp decided to sit with me and my mates whilst we had a bit of lunch in the park.
He said to us, "I have 5 daughters, 9 turtles and 9 daughters."
(Fri 3rd Jul 2009, 8:37, More)
» Conspiracy theory nutters
My paranoid schizophrenic great-uncle
thought that 9/11 was caused by underground Nazis.
Because, he said, "the Arabs couldn't build a bomb to save their lives."
Which, when you think about it, is technically correct.
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 13:39, More)
My paranoid schizophrenic great-uncle
thought that 9/11 was caused by underground Nazis.
Because, he said, "the Arabs couldn't build a bomb to save their lives."
Which, when you think about it, is technically correct.
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 13:39, More)