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[challenge entry] Jehovah's Agents...

Yay! I finally got another FP! Check out my webcomic, Bollox too!

From the When Baddies turn Good challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:22, archived)
# hehehe
nice one
we dont get them round here anymore. have they given up or something?
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:23, archived)
# john bercow, whilst campaining in the 1997 general election
knocked on a door on a sunday morning, and it was opened by an apprehensive-looking man.

"don't worry" said john, "i'm not a jehova's witness"

the man said, "i am".

100% FACT
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# haha
woo for badly timed politicians.

i bet he got his vote
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:27, archived)
# well, he won the election
which, as he is a tory, would have been a BIT of a shock...
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:28, archived)
# most
shocking


musnt have visited many jehovas witenesses houses then
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# Nope.
They are still going strong.
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:31, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO!
that's not turning good!! If they were good, they'd just post the book through the letterbox and leave!

It is woosome though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1431808
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# are you the
compo monitor this week?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:29, archived)
# no.
i'm milk monitor.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# I think you'd make a great
traffic warden ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# thank you.
or fuck off, depending on what that means.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Very nice!
Chuffin' large, but very nice.

Have a half-woo. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lardmonster, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:25, archived)
# ITs only 170kish
unless you meant actually size wise - in which case while big boned I find it to be perfectly formed


edit
I thought 200k was the upper limit - i might be wrong Broadband makes one lazy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# i didn't think it was too big
but i made it a tad smaller anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:30, archived)
# aaaaargh!
run!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Wooooo
sir
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
Keep a knocking but you can't come in
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

You said you love me but you can't come in
You said you love me but you can't come in, woooh
You say you love me but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

You keep a knocking but you can't come in
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
Keep a knocking but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

You say you love me but you can't come in
You say you love me but you can't come in
You say you love me but you can't come in, woooh
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

Knocking

You keep a knocking but you can't come in
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

You say you love me but you can't come in
You said you love me but you can't come in
You said you love me but you can't come in
Come back tomorrow night and try it again

You keep a knocking
You keep a knocking
You keep a knocking

One more time now

You keep a knocking but you can't come in
You keep a knocking but you can't come in
You keep a knocking but you can't come in, woooh
Come back tomorrow night and try it again
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:32, archived)
# thanks.
(martian, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Woo
yay
(Goodie, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 16:36, archived)
# that dosent count
imposing religon is EVIL
EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(DrLZRDMN, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 22:21, archived)
# i rather like
since i am one! witness that is... not agent lol

saying we are good?! make a change! lol... oh and quick note.. has any one every taken notice why we go from door to door? no? thought not
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Sat 21 Jun 2003, 23:51, archived)
# to push your beliefs onto other people?
at a guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sun 22 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)