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www.randimaginator.tk is maybe broken these days, I don't know. You tell me.

I no longer maintain The b3ta webring. Talk to this fella.
*sigh*... I'm getting too old for this...

Recent front page messages:

That mysterious smile...

Click for ludicrous

*cough* Visit my webby! ;)
(Thu 18th Nov 2004, 22:25, More)


2nd attemp with the GIMP.
(Sat 13th Sep 2003, 23:53, More)


(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 3:45, More)

Clickery biggery

(Tue 27th May 2003, 23:15, More)

"That bitch - she totally got plastic surgery"

(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 21:26, More)

There's always one show off...
visit my new (old) site!
(Sat 18th Jan 2003, 23:47, More)

(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 19:25, More)

(Sat 7th Dec 2002, 12:48, More)


Clicky for a bit bigger...

(Sun 24th Nov 2002, 18:23, More)

Happy Sunday cherries weeee!
La la la!
(Sun 17th Nov 2002, 14:17, More)

Halloween Horrors...

Click for bigger

(Thu 31st Oct 2002, 20:31, More)

New 'Raggedy Andy' doll released for a generation without hope...

(Sun 20th Oct 2002, 15:50, More)

I feel so guilty - a stray fart
ends the world...

(Mon 14th Oct 2002, 20:35, More)

Messed it up, but anyway...

Click for 500px wide...

(Sun 29th Sep 2002, 22:48, More)

These old glasscocks come in handy...
Clicky non graphic, ridiculously cartoony, yet somehow NSFW piccie
(Sat 28th Sep 2002, 23:54, More)

(Thu 15th Aug 2002, 22:39, More)

Don't ask because I don't know
(Wed 15th May 2002, 18:41, More)

This is my mate
Kev from Irish kidde metal posers Corrupted...
clicky to visit corrupted website...
(Sat 4th May 2002, 16:49, More)

Bad sitcom puns #2

(Tue 30th Apr 2002, 22:36, More)

Thanks guys!
I wish they were for sale... This vote of confidence calls for an unwarranted re-post :¬)
Come to Danny
(Tue 26th Mar 2002, 15:27, More)

Seems an
appropriate time to introduce
woo! yay!
(Wed 20th Mar 2002, 13:53, More)

That 5 legged critter sure can move!

Can you take me to - puppy toWN!?
(Thu 28th Feb 2002, 16:56, More)

(Wed 27th Feb 2002, 16:57, More)

My crappy (creepy?)
T-shirt submission:
Paul's favourite shirt...
(Wed 6th Feb 2002, 12:59, More)

Is the
war on terrorism pursuing this?
Cat attack
(Wed 6th Feb 2002, 12:41, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Most Hated Food

Turdnip, I say! A fucking waste of space. Takes 2 hours to peel, 3 hours to boil, 4 hours to mash and 5 hours to eat. After all that, what does it taste like? Dodgy water, that's what.
In fact:


0 results

(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 16:34, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

I once worked at a paging service.
People would call to leave messages which I would type and send on...
...around 600 times a day.
People redirected their mobiles to this service (why did they have both a pager and a mobile phone?)
More often than not:

- Thank you for calling [company], can I take your message for John Smith?
- Hello John?
- No, this is Mr Smith's paging service. I can take a message and pass it on.
- Is John there?
- No, sir. This is...
- Where is he?
- I have no idea, I do not work with Mr Smith. This is...
- What are you doing with his phone, then?
- I don't have his phone, but I can leave him a message.
- Oh, this is a message service? I see... Tell him I rang so. *click*

My headset, phone and keyboard all had teethmarks.
(Wed 31st Dec 2003, 12:04, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What's the worst thing about raping a 4 year old boy?
Getting blood on your clown suit.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 19:09, More)

» Claims to Fame


My suggestion.
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 20:30, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

They're not cheese and anything that incorporates them is NOT a sandwich, it's a crumby deception.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 16:41, More)
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