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» Gambling

Travelling with the in-laws,
having just graduated from being a penniless student to starting to try and scratch a living in the world, I bought a lottery ticket. As is the tradition, I selected the numbers from various significant dates and places. I meant to use the wife's birthday for one of the numbers but accidentally used the ex-girlfriend's (one day difference between them). Four of the numbers came up (winning $60 or so I think). If I had got the right birthday, it would have been five, netting several thousand dollars. Everyone around me was pleased at the $60 win but I knew the shameful truth: I'd cost us a helpful boost to our early married life because I'd had my ex on my mind.
(Mon 11th May 2009, 18:41, More)

» Letters they'll never read

Dear White Pickup Driver
Sorry I messed up that overtake and had to swerve in close to you to avoid that oncoming SUV that turned out of the driveway (though you really shouldn't be following the vehicle in front so closely). But there was really no damage caused and no need for you to chase me for 10 miles, including two U-turns I took to try and shake you. You should know, however, that I wasn't running because I was scared, I was running because I had a .40 in the glovebox and didn't want to have to shoot you in self defense.
(Tue 9th Mar 2010, 18:45, More)