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» Shops and Supermarkets
didnt see it coming.
In one of my first jobs i used to work in a very well known sport shop. After having the hang over from hell i was put on the tills. In a daze i asked for 40 pound from a customer and was handed a twenty. For about 30 seconds i stood there waiting for another 20 pound only to realise it was tucked behind the first...me in my wisdom said "eesh sorry im blind as a bat" only to look up at the customer clutching his white stick. He replied," dont worry u get used to it from birth". Gutted.
(Mon 14th May 2012, 17:36, More)
didnt see it coming.
In one of my first jobs i used to work in a very well known sport shop. After having the hang over from hell i was put on the tills. In a daze i asked for 40 pound from a customer and was handed a twenty. For about 30 seconds i stood there waiting for another 20 pound only to realise it was tucked behind the first...me in my wisdom said "eesh sorry im blind as a bat" only to look up at the customer clutching his white stick. He replied," dont worry u get used to it from birth". Gutted.
(Mon 14th May 2012, 17:36, More)
» B3TA Most Haunted
I had a poo once
I felt the need for it, I felt it come out, It felt the back splash, I looked in the bowl.....Nothing. Phantom Poo Oooooooooooooo
(Fri 14th Sep 2012, 1:59, More)
I had a poo once
I felt the need for it, I felt it come out, It felt the back splash, I looked in the bowl.....Nothing. Phantom Poo Oooooooooooooo
(Fri 14th Sep 2012, 1:59, More)
» Tantrums
north / south divide
As a northern dweller im used to the gentle kindness of fellow northerners and their "in your face
but totally honest" insults but was shocked to find that people from london are very closed of to people and goings on around them.
I was absolutely hammered on the tube coming back from a party when i was sat opposite two polish guys looking at me and laughing their heads off.
I looked at them and said .' Where i come from if we take the piss we do it to someones face, instead of giggling to your bloody boyfriend about how if somehow i entertain you in my pissed state at least have the courtesy to let me in on the joke you pricks!"
In a thick eastern european accent," hey man, your flies are down".
At the next stop i promptly left, tail between my legs ( thankfully now zipped up )
(Fri 20th Jul 2012, 11:24, More)
north / south divide
As a northern dweller im used to the gentle kindness of fellow northerners and their "in your face
but totally honest" insults but was shocked to find that people from london are very closed of to people and goings on around them.
I was absolutely hammered on the tube coming back from a party when i was sat opposite two polish guys looking at me and laughing their heads off.
I looked at them and said .' Where i come from if we take the piss we do it to someones face, instead of giggling to your bloody boyfriend about how if somehow i entertain you in my pissed state at least have the courtesy to let me in on the joke you pricks!"
In a thick eastern european accent," hey man, your flies are down".
At the next stop i promptly left, tail between my legs ( thankfully now zipped up )
(Fri 20th Jul 2012, 11:24, More)
» The Wank Bank
my primary school teacher
Who used to wear a low cut top."miss can u help me again please"
(Fri 24th Aug 2012, 15:15, More)
my primary school teacher
Who used to wear a low cut top."miss can u help me again please"
(Fri 24th Aug 2012, 15:15, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome II
oh balls.....
I once asked a work colleage whether he'd rather have facial hair for life or lose a testical. He told me he had just recovered from cancer after having a ball removed about a year before i started working there...and used to have a tash. Arkward...
(Thu 23rd Aug 2012, 11:08, More)
oh balls.....
I once asked a work colleage whether he'd rather have facial hair for life or lose a testical. He told me he had just recovered from cancer after having a ball removed about a year before i started working there...and used to have a tash. Arkward...
(Thu 23rd Aug 2012, 11:08, More)