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» Best and worst TV ads

A MUST see!!!
This little beauty! You may want to turn the volume up a little....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGXZKRG7H7Q
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 0:19, More)

» The B3TA Detective Agency

crispiracy!
I know they're probably doing it to be different, but I've always thought it was a little odd that Walkers Cheese and Onion crisps come in a blue packet and Salt and Vinegar come in green.
Everyone knows, salt and vinegar packets are blue, and cheese and onion are green? Right?
(Sat 15th Oct 2011, 12:03, More)

» Cars

My dad
Years ago my dad and his friends would go metal detecting in fields, quite late at night. If you so happened to fall asleep in the back of the car, you were fair game.
You'd be alright for the first ten or so minutes, sleeping soundly in a warm car when you'd been bollock-freezing outside for a few hours digging up random bits of crusty tat.
This is the part my dad tells with relish and still has a little chuckle about today.
He'd get everyone awake in the car to count to three, then he'd slam on the brakes and they would all scream!
(funnily enough, he always offered to drive on those occasions)
(Thu 22nd Apr 2010, 18:06, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Activia
Bifidus digestivum and Bifidus Regularis.
No!! I will NOT eat your dirty, made up named products, no matter how much time you spend trying to make me believe your yoghurt will make me; Less bloated/Poo better/Be healthy and rub my tummy in a simpering style.
Bugger off! Your words do not impress me!
Anyway, I prefer my moo snacks without the dirty, clumpy fruit bits.
Speaking of fruit bits, there goes my b3ta cherry...
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 4:31, More)