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(Mon 27th Feb 2012, 23:07, More)

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» Bedroom Disasters

Sensitive in the bedroom
Myself and the Mrs was feeling frisky one night while we was away for the weekend, we made our way to the bedroom and proceeded to get it on.

Whilst we was getting it on i was blindly raking around in our bag to find the lube, Bingo, found the lube unscrewed the lid, squeezed it on my fingers and got to work, a second later my Mrs starts screaming "What the fuck is that" as i got up to turn the light on i noticed my hand was covered in sensodyne gel.

It defiantly didn't reduce any sensitivity that night.......
(Tue 28th Jun 2011, 23:29, More)

» Gambling

my parents bankrupted our street
My dad was fixing a computer at some stables down south, while he was there one of the stable hands got talking to him and gave him a tip for a race a week later claiming this horse could not loose.

My dad got home told my mum about the tip, the next day my mum raided the savings account and placed a big bet on the horse to win.
Being a gobby twat my mum told all her friends who went on and told their friends and before you knew it most of the street had placed a bet.

So come race day the street was buzzing everyone was laughing and joking thinking they was gonna be rich after the race.
The race started and a few minutes later the horse trotted in at 6 place.

Needless to say we wasn't very popular on that street for a few weeks
(Tue 12th May 2009, 16:57, More)