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Song: remaining the same

(Thu 12th Jul 2018, 11:59, More)

Cartoon army

(Sun 5th Dec 2010, 13:52, More)

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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

How do you know
when there's a singer at your door?
They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
(Sat 6th Jul 2019, 14:10, More)

» Complaining

The Henry Root Letters
started me complaining to all and sundry in the early 80s, for a laugh.

I complained to the Palace that Fergie and Di should've been arrested when they inmpersonated police officers for a prank on Andy's birthday. You always get a nice letter back from them. Even when Phil's been racist.

But one I recall with great glee was early 80s DHSS. I was working winter hours in a tourist exhibition so I was part time. The DHSS had a thing called Part Time Normal, which meant they could count part time as full time and they stopped my supp ben.

I went to CAB and they said, "A test case has been won, they shouldn't be doing that." Great delight spread over my face and the walk to the benefit office built the anticipation of pleasure that I'm surprised I wasn't ready to procreate.

You should be able to imagine the kind of shite a bolshy person like me who's had their benefit stopped can give to a DHSS supervisor who it's been confirmed legally in the wrong.

Best day in the dole office ever.
(Tue 7th Sep 2010, 12:01, More)