No matter how bad it gets


Somebody has it worse than you.
(Mon 29th Nov 2004, 0:51, More)

There was a hare in my soup today

(Tue 21st Oct 2003, 16:38, More)

That neighborhood kid is starting to freak me out

(Mon 18th Aug 2003, 21:07, More)

Pablo desperately wanted to call for help

but polar bears are unable to dial telephones.
(Thu 31st Jul 2003, 22:04, More)

I've become desensitized
to how violent my lunches are.

(Fri 25th Jul 2003, 23:43, More)

Barry the narcoleptic loved to drive

(Sun 25th May 2003, 16:28, More)

I have a most gentle dentist

(Wed 23rd Apr 2003, 19:42, More)

Makeup tip #4

(Tue 8th Apr 2003, 10:21, More)

Spring is here

(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 10:42, More)

I've been thinking about butterflies...

...and I think they enjoy being looked at.
(Sat 22nd Mar 2003, 12:16, More)

He's very good.

(Mon 10th Mar 2003, 10:30, More)

How turtles work

(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 21:28, More)

Breathe in..............Hold it.........

(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 10:29, More)

How long do you suppose...

...it takes to light a gas stove from across the room?
(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 10:30, More)

Always a crowd pleaser...

(Sat 4th Jan 2003, 9:21, More)

The Breakup

(Wed 18th Dec 2002, 9:07, More)

I've tried escaping a violent past,

but there'll always be some young penguin that thinks he's quicker than me.

clicky for biggy
(Tue 17th Dec 2002, 9:32, More)