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# How long do you suppose...

...it takes to light a gas stove from across the room?
(mrcookieface, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# BEST THING EVER
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Time to start working on more woo / yays?
(Elvis_The_Sn@il, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I made that today
I've just used it about 7 times is all.

it's better than my other one.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Nicely done..
..class skills!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# I don't know
But I'm backing away from my screen reeeeeeal fast.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Answer:
The rest of your life.
(mrcookieface, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# I love that game
I play a safer version with cigarette lighters and candles in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Rob, please remember that kids are watching
Kids, ask mummy to buy these things for you, it's unlikely that a shop keeper will sell you a lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:47, archived)
# haha!
Fantastic!
8)
(kaiser@school, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# "If you smell gas...
STOP! - Light ALL fags, switch the lights on and off quickly, move nearer the source of the gas and inhale deeply..."
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:38, archived)
# walking to
work once i saw two transco workmen looking down a big hole in the road whilst one of them smoked a fag. now i'm no gas mains expert but i couldn't help but feel that it was a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Used to do a milk round
about 6 years ago. Nothing like tempting fate, stopping and starting an electric milk float through a gas leak.
Nothing happened though.
/boring
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# frickelling eckzulent!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Beautifully
done :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# True Story
bloke in the US walked up to leaking propane tank with a smoketo see how close he could get before it blew up. Medics said about 10 feet.
(Pikachujamie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# It takes longer
than 30 minutes, because I've been staring at the pic for at least that already.
(Spill, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)
# i'm not sure how long it takes, but...
...i will tell you this:

*passes out*
(basmati, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:40, archived)
# How long do you suppose...
Ha Ha, Cookieface, look what I started.
(Affy, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha
AFFFFFFYY!!!
(mrcookieface, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 21:21, archived)