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» Real-life slapstick

About 6 years old
Climbing on some scaffolding. Uttered the immortal words ‘look mummy no hands!’ Before falling off backwards and cracking my head open.

Had to have stitches, in retrospect: really funny.
(Thu 21st Jan 2010, 22:01, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

People from the middle ages who talk in riddles - wankers!
(Tue 20th Oct 2009, 8:07, More)