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» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Where's my...?
My five year old son runs into the kitchen while I make his sarni's for school and asks, 'Mommy, where's my dragon?' to which I respond, 'Up your bum'...
He looks at me, confused and wondering if I am serious... I start to piss myself laughing at his cute innocent little face which screws up in humour and we both end up laughing as he says, No mommy, its not up my bum! I then say, yes it is, first door to the left... he then pulls his pants down, bends over and parts his cheeks and says, No mommy seee!!!! Eeeuw Bumhole!

I have been waiting since last week to post this, my very first post. Yeehaaa!
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 13:36, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

I thought about this the other day whilst walking home through a back street and I walked past this gallery and looked inside and there was all this shit about 'Culture' and you had these white women walking around wearing clothes from fucking africa, like what Nelson mandela would wear and then I realised that the city I live in, Brussels (AKA asshole end of the entire fucking universe) is so into fucking CULTURE and it makes me wanna hurl uncultured chunks. Come Summer time there is this festival called 'Couluer Cafe' where they have loads of black and brizillian musicians and shit but walk around and its full of fucking Black and brazillian wannabees,why do these people wnat to be black and why do they want to be like them? Yes they are cool but they are cool because they are black or brazillian, you are not cool because I can see you are not black and you are not Brazillian and you are wearing those clothes and walking that walk and prancing that prance and yet you still dont manage to pull it off. You then have these bull shit conversations about how cultured you are arty farty... hurl vomit puke. Urg... spit... hurl once more... puke.

Vent moment.
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 15:11, More)

» Celebrities part II

Bryan Ferry
My mom dated Bryan Ferry when she was 11, she had only been going out with him for a week when some friends suggested they have a bike race, my mom beat good old Bryan and for that, he dumped her... a git even at the age of 11, go figure.
(Mon 12th Oct 2009, 13:15, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Hairy Guava's, Snatch, Coekie, Flange...
Guarrrrr, Fanny, punani, Kitty, Muff, Poon, Beaver, Box, Coochie and dare I say it... CUNT.

Seriously, I am a chika and I have been told I have a nice 'all of the above' but seriously, I look at it and I reckon its the naffest looking thing and why a man would wanna lick it, suck it, touch it fuck it is all a mystery to me...
(Fri 16th Oct 2009, 14:37, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

The smell of...
Your own fart? Seriously, I cannot understand the attraction of the smell of ones own fart.
Luckily, I can fart to my hearts content, which I usually do as I have Lactose intolerance and the beauty of that is that the gas moves through my body so fast it doesnt have a chance to fester and smell so my farts come out loud, like fukken jack hammers to my mattress but smelling of fresh air.
(Fri 16th Oct 2009, 11:37, More)
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