I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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The smell of...Your own fart? Seriously, I cannot understand the attraction of the smell of ones own fart.
Luckily, I can fart to my hearts content, which I usually do as I have Lactose intolerance and the beauty of that is that the gas moves through my body so fast it doesnt have a chance to fester and smell so my farts come out loud, like fukken jack hammers to my mattress but smelling of fresh air.
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Lactose IntolerantIs that a made up thing? Only at work we have 2 of them, and I've been giving them regular milk in coffee for years and they've never noticed/died. Its like any other intolerance, youre just fussy!!
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:48,
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Do theysuffer from loud flatulence?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:51,
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Hahahah, read again!www.medicinenet.com/lactose_intolerance/page2.htm
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Volumeis far funnier than smell. I'd rather sound like I was ripping a sail than smelling like a dustbin on a hot sunny day.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:53,
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Oh I don't knowThere's a lot of humour to be had by dropping a silent one and then moving off subtlely to watch your victims' faces from a distance.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:58,
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