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I bloody love reading this site, I did use to post stuff on it years ago but after a few posts I got really harsh critisism about LARGE BLOCKS OF TEXT and coupled with my work deciding to block the website I stopped posting.
I'm 28 and a pretty happy fella, I like playing football, going to gigs and pub quizzes! I'm currently training for a half marathon, my first one ever but its really fun and my body is gradually becoming that of an athlete!!
I support Charlton Athletic, live in London and dont think I'm half as funny as the people on this site.

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» IT Support

Shaken Not Stirred
At my delightful place of work, every 2 weeks they interview a member of staff about their general interests. A couple of weeks ago they interviewed a relatively new member of the IT team.

Now despite being new to the company this fella has set his stall out to be ridiculously sleazy and watching him clumsily and publicly fail to chat up the latest temp is like watching an episode of The Office in terms of cringiness.

I wont publish all his answers but I'll divulge that they all rank highly in sexism (Favourite things to do? - "Women and girls") but my absolute favourite is that when quizzed on who would play him in a film of his life, he chose someone who's not even real - James Bond.
Yes, in my IT colleagues tiny broadband fried mind, James Bond would leap at the chance to play a man in his late 40's who works in a junior IT role - ace.
(Wed 30th Sep 2009, 21:06, More)

» Neighbours

I Cant Say No To Mentals
I had a next door neighbour George who has sadly passed on recently, his brilliant skill was always lending me DVD's I had no intention of ever watching.

Example, I'd kick a football into his garden and when I'd knock on his door to retrieve it he'd ignore my lost ball and instead tell me I MUST watch his latest favourite film and it would always be something random and possibly arty.

I still have his copy of "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover" in my dvd collection and have never watched it and dont intend to, to keep George's memory alive - marvellous.
(Thu 1st Oct 2009, 22:04, More)