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Hi all,
I'm 32,live near Blackpool,
I'm not new to this photoshopping anymore (or uleading i think I'd have to call it?) *edit* yay i now got tattyswap
I'm a trade sales assistant, and a mountainbiker (hence the name)
and have become addicted and totally dependant on b3ta message board :)

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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, sprinting on the candy store! It is Mountainloz, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts mightily:

"I'm going to beat you into a new dimension of pain!!!"

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Grunge! You're all about the music and would even
turn your back on fame just to stay true to
your roots... You reached your high in the
early '90s, but you're still making some good
stuff! Keep rocking!

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You Are 27 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 37% Pure

You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well.

Kissing Purity Test


is a Giant Ape that has Very Sharp Fangs, is Just Trying to Get Home, can turn Invisible, and is Radioactive and Extremely Hydrophobic.

Strength: 10 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 3

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southparkerized me at the beach
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Me on the green at Lythams 'last night of the proms', lotsa beers and a bit of sunburn :)

Me in my garden at about 3am, in the summer (with mates nick and sean)

I Liked this one

Purple is NOT a crime

Recent front page messages:

it's a bit quiet this mornin

ooh a front page... Thanks donkey :)
(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 9:09, More)

do you like my new pet?

(Wed 5th Mar 2003, 23:42, More)

potatoshopping made easy

(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 9:49, More)

it'll be out soon

(Wed 29th Jan 2003, 1:21, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Local Nutters

i can't believe swaza beat me to it
it's true about the bloke in blackpool that runs backwards, i once saw "funky phil" stood in HMV's doorway looking into the shop, suddenly he set off in a sprint backwards diagonally across the pavement straight through the door of clintons cards, shout something, then turn, round and set off backwards down the road at an amazing pace!
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:17, More)

» Local Nutters

we also have a morton harkett lookalike
that is about 6'8" ish and has to shake everyone's hand, if he starts to talk to you in the pub, he'll try to do a 'magic' trick for you, he takes a £5 note, folds it so it will stand up on a table, he looks really pleased with himself, they blows it over, and wonders why no-one is clapping
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 17:08, More)

» Local Nutters

used to have a bloke who walked everywhere with a small radio next to his ear, and a small white dog.
if anyone tried to stroke the dog he'd go nuts and start shouting "It's MY dog!...It's MY dog!...It's MY dog!...mmmnnnnnngngngnnnnn"
so we named him 'mr mydog'
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:41, More)

» Local Nutters

does have more than it's fair share of nutters at any given time, but people that travel miles and miles to see a bunch of coloured lightbulbs flickering on and off???? i ask you!?

are you from round here then kirstickle?
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:37, More)