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Chester
What a shlep magnet! Went for a week end when a few friends came down from Scotland. 1st night got jump by 6 old men for......... nothing really, I was eating chips so that may have put them in a rage. The next night a chav about 14 proceeded to call my friend a pretty boy faggot. He did have the decency to tell me he was with about 7 meat heads so as he put it "Not 2 night lad, my crew are in". Leaving the bar we started talking to 2 old slappers, next thing theres a fight in the street, the 14 year old lad. I say's thats the prick who was kicking off. 1 of the old slappers then stands up as says don't call my son a prick. Didn't stop her coming back to my mates flat. Sat in there her phones starts going off. The son is on the other end calling his mum all sorts "you fucking slag, goin off shaggin kids!!!". I then did the decent thing, took the phone off her and very calmly said "Don't worry, we'll get her back in 1 peace''. It didn't go down to well with him ha. I didn't go there with her, let my friend to play the sex lotto. My point is its a shit hole, fight club, slag style arm pit of the northwest.
(Wed 4th Nov 2009, 9:47, More)