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» Guilty Laughs

Dead dog jokes:
Someone told me they had to put their dog down with cancer the other day. I opined that there must have been a kinder way to put the dog down.

Well, my dad found it hilarious anyway.
(Mon 26th Jul 2010, 14:19, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

A worker wants to complain about his arsehole boss....
His mate tells him to go see HR. So he marches to
the office, takes the lift all the way up to the HR,
steps out of the lift and what does he see? A pony
at the front desk in a clown costume. Another is
dressed like a mime, and a third pony is standing
upright, at open mike on a makeshift stage.


"Uh, is this the right place to make a complaint?"
asked the man, taken back.


"Sure", said the clown pony, "we're humourous horses!"
(Mon 12th Aug 2024, 23:11, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

My wife has been gone a while, and without her I'm listless
No one's given me a list of things to do for weeks.
(Mon 8th Oct 2018, 0:40, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Anyone mention Hull?
Withernsea, oh Withernsea is the single most miserable town on the East Coast. Withernsea is perpetually in a state of disrepair, because even perfectly reasonable people resort to vandalising property, out of a mixture of desperation and boredom. Due to the poor weather and drained architecture, most people think that Withernsea is filmed in black and white.
(Wed 4th Nov 2009, 21:46, More)