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» World's Sickest Joke

Gary Glitter is to star in the next series of Doctor Who
He is to have two female companions K-9
and Sharon - 12
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 14:00, More)

» Best Comebacks

To anyone who asks me 'Do you mind if i smoke?'
I always reply 'I don't mind if you burst into flames'
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:59, More)

» Hidden Treasure

At least they thought it was found treasure.......?
I have a very amusing bunch of friends, one of their tricks is to cut magazine pages up and make wraps out of them, cover them in clingfilm and leave them on a dance floor or some such place. When the excited finder opens up what they hope to be a gram of Gak, they find a small piece of card with "Gutted!" written on it. heh kidders!
(Wed 6th Jul 2005, 12:37, More)

» My first experience of porn

Gosh the first porn both me and my younger brother came across (no pun here, move along please)
was hidden in a bin in the back garden of a house that had been empty for some time. We went in for an explore as the house had vines growing over the door and we wanted to try and eat the grapes, we couldn't have been older than 8 (he would have been 61/2 so it must've been in '83) and he came over to me with some grotty looking pages in his hands. And my! the grot was astounding! I may be one of the few people who saw bumsex before i even really knew about real 'special cuddle' (as my mother called it) sex

Some who know me will be nodding their heads and saying ah, that explains it.
(Fri 26th Jan 2007, 15:05, More)

» Teenage Poetry

(to be said with a broad highlands accent)
The Coo stood on the hill,
the Coo stood on the hill,
It's not there noo,
it must 'a shifted.
(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 16:19, More)
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