» Little Victories

Sweet Victory/Revenge
One of my 'mates' fucked my misses, so I fucked his mum. Simple as that.
(Fri 11th Feb 2011, 14:22, More)

» Losing it

of
I once forgot how to spell the word 'of' spent about 5 minutes writing 'ov' thinking, that's definitely not right.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2011, 10:24, More)

» Stupid Colleagues

Blond
I have a colleague who didn't know a couple was 2, didn't know a chilli was a type of pepper (despite admitting to knowing the band red hot chilli peppers) and thought that venison was a fruit.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2011, 16:53, More)

» Annoying Partners

Somebody once said to me...
"All women are mental, it's just how far up the mental scale they land. No woman to my knowledge has ever been below a 6!"

I make her right.
(Thu 4th Aug 2011, 16:27, More)

» Conspicuous Consumption

75 grand in 4 days
just on booze in Ibiza, luckily it was on expenses...
(Mon 1st Aug 2011, 13:42, More)