» Caught!

"Might solve a mystery...
...or re-write history, Duck Tales, Wooo-oooh"

As a ten year old boy who liked the Pet Shop Boys a little too much, there was something about certain cartoon theme tunes that used to get me a bit...over-excited.

Jamie and the Magic Torch had an amazing rock soundtrack that was great to sing along to, but it was Duck Tales that really got me whipped up into a frenzy.

And so, alone in the living room at about 4pm one afternoon, the show started and I have no idea how this happened, but I jumped up onto the sofa, took a huge leap through the air and started doing an absolutely crazy dance, stepping my arms and legs diagonally in and out, and clapping to the rhythm in perfect, if camp, timing.

I was having the time of my life until suddenly the phone rang in the dining room and my mum answered it almost immediately.

Trying to dance and listen at the same time, I then heard my mum say -

"He's fine, just dancing round the living room to Duck Tales"

There followed me shouting "No I'm Not!" and a shame that still burns to this very day.
(Fri 4th Jun 2010, 10:27, More)

» Sticking it to The Man

A friend of mine...
*ahem* would quite often wheel crates of beer straight through Tesco checkouts. As they were always at the bottom of the trolley the lazy scrote half-arsedly sitting on his stool and scanning the rest of the shopping through would never notice, once did it with three whole crates on the way to a festival.

Pinched some toilet rolls that day too coming to think of it.

Have that!
(Mon 21st Jun 2010, 12:56, More)