» My Arch-nemesis

Mekon
This may take a while...depending how sidetracked I get.
I'll just set the scene a bit. Twas the week before Xmas 1999. The company I worked for had just been ripped to shit by Watchdog, nothing to do with my systems but the systems got blamed. So me and me oppo get to spend the week living at the office, from the Sunday til the Friday (Xmas eve). Anyway, after Xmas we find out we're going to have a director to report to, no big deal as directors know fuck all and they're meant to leave you alone to get the job done and take all the credit. This CUNT was different...brought my replacement to the getting to know you meeting etc. The thing is, is that I'm not your average systems manager, I'm a 1%er, member of a motorcycle club and not known for my tolerance of fuckwits. To cut a long story short, I moved to Canada for 3 year with my now ex wife and for that period of time the Mekon had many misfortunes, 2 cars stolen and burnt out ( joyriders are naughty). House trashed, and has developed a nervous conditioned set off by Harley Davidsons. Oddly enough its got worse since I got back in the country. Yes CUNTO I'm your nemesis and am going to make your life more of a living hell than it is now.
(Sat 1st May 2010, 23:37, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

They should come with a health warning.
First time poster, long time lurker etc etc.

Halifax adverts. Give me the proper rage. Whoever came up with their latest offering needs a severe face burning.
GoToMeeting. Give me strength!!!! 'If I need to touch a customer' What are you? a prostitute????? Commenting on the rest of that advert will probably send me over the edge.

If I ever see these ads one after the other, I'll quite possibly explode with incandescent rage.
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 16:33, More)