» Crazy People off the Internet

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This is one of my favourite nutters I was reminiscing about just the other day. I develop a slight man crush on Enzyme each time I re-read it.
(Thu 22nd Nov 2012, 11:59, More)

» Nepotism

It's that vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream in one tub right?

(Wed 15th Oct 2014, 16:32, More)

» Brain Fade

Spending hours carefully crafting a nuanced stock only to strain it through the colander into the sink.
That moment of realisation never gets any less frustrating however many times I do this.
(Thu 21st Mar 2013, 12:41, More)

» Attention whore


Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
(Thu 14th Nov 2013, 13:32, More)

» Family Scandals

There was the time my halfwit nephew tried to wear Bermuda shorts to a family christening because of his 'itchy legs'.

(Fri 2nd Jun 2017, 20:47, More)