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» My Arch-nemesis

My Shower
Why is my shower my arch-nemesis?

Is it its incessant passive aggressive drip?
Or the fact that the temperature fluctuates between liquid nitrogen and molten iron?
Or even that the head continues to fall down and spray water at the wall throughout the whole ordeal?

No. The reason the shower is my arch-nemesis is that despite all these factors, it still lures me in with the prospect of cleanliness at least once a month*.

What a douche.

* That's normal, right?
(Wed 5th May 2010, 14:29, More)