» Narrow Escapes


I got umm just a bit drunk (1 1/2 bottles of wine and 3 stella's) before school my excuse on meeting my headmaster? I'd had some bad scampi for breakfast....pretty shit excuse :/
(Thu 19th Aug 2010, 23:28, More)

» House Parties

I was *that* guy
I got way wasted at a house party and the girl in question who was having the party ended up in bed with me....being a teenage house party : everyone at school assumed I'd shagged her....oops!
(Sun 11th Oct 2015, 3:07, More)

» Drugs


I once (my big sis told me the next day about my behavior) apparenlty, while stoned drunk and pilled up tried to chat a woman up; fair enough except I was only 14 and was 40ish and askin someone if "they feel like f**ckin as well?" isnt known as a sophisticated line :)
(Sun 19th Sep 2010, 23:46, More)

» "You're doing it wrong"


When I was only 12 I was mowing the lawn (it got me extra pocket money) and the mower needed filling up...no probs yeah? nope I f'in tried to fill up a petrol mower with a lig fag in my mouth, I ended up in hospital but...I now realise cigs and petrol do NOT fuckin mix :)
(Fri 16th Jul 2010, 3:09, More)