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lazy, idle, good-for-nothing northener.

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Yesterday, I was pleased to discover I was my Fathers favorite Metal outfit
(Fri 12th Apr 2002, 23:14, More)

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» You're a moviestar baby

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My House Was in the Leauge of Gentlemen Christmas special..... does a house count?
(Wed 17th Nov 2004, 17:03, More)

» Local Nutters

Selwyn (Mr) Birmingham
Another Dole office tale:

I once gave a taxi spotter a 13 week 'back to work' interview (you had to it was dole law) and asked him about the kind of career he wanted......

He knew everything about taxi's, he new all the hackney cariage licence numbers in Birmingham, and Birmingham council knew, that he knew everything about taxi's and they were jealous and wouldn't grant him one. He had the knowledge!

He was the spit of Patick Moore and I felt like I had done psychotropic drugs, best days work I ever did.

I know too many nutters local and national.
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 16:33, More)

» Local Nutters

Dole Offices
I used to work in a dole office in Birmingham, we had a fellow in, one cool muthafucker, changed his name to John Bon-jovi. I used to have another 'client' who if I saw him in a local off licence would hide his cider and thank me for his Giro.

those were the days...
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 16:24, More)

» Crappy Prizes

crappy prizes
I won a pair of The Damned's Final Damnation green day-glo skate shorts when I was 15.......I WAS A GOTH.
click
I also got the CD, which was very useful.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 16:01, More)

» Singing the wrong words

singing the words wrong
Total smell of the Fart - Bonny Tyler
(I wrote an alternative top 10 as a kid in the front of a famous five book, that was my number one, I was 6, I wish I still had that book)


and

Cucumber, me lord, cucumber
Oh Lord cucumber.
(Wed 2nd Feb 2005, 16:42, More)
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